pig wrapped in pig!

ingredients:
pork roast 3 lb
garlic
rosemary
olive oil
salt and pepper
cranberry honey
peppercorn bacon (1 package)

drizzle some olive oil in the pan.
get your pork roast.
stuff garlic cloves thru-out the pork top and bottom
i cut little slits and shove em in! the more the better!
then cover the pork with honey! all over. bathe it in the honey!
get your hands sticky.
next sprinkle fresh rosemary everywhere. all over!
salt and pepper the roast.
finally wrap the roast with strips of bacon. nice and snug.
drizzle some more olive oil over the roast just for fun.
then bake at 350 degrees for 1.5 hours
basting along the way! dont forget!

cranberry sauce:
1 pak of cranberrys
1 large orange (zested and juiced)
3/4 cup of sugar
1/4 cup of grand marnier

pulse and grind! leave slightly chunky
let marry in the fridge for at least 30 min.

delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm leavin.....

so, for those of you who don't know....i will be leaving ny december 30th. ill be heading south to florida on my first stop. i need to bring jimmy to his babysitters house (chadici) and then ill spend the new years with chad. after the holiday i will spend a few days in jacksonville with my parents and on january 7th i'll be off to COSTA RICA for three months!!! im going to learn spanish. taking a month long spanish immersion. host family and all! the school is called escuela d'amore. www.edcostarica.com its essentially an adventure camp for adults who want to learn spanish. it sounds amazing. after that i will be traveling thru central america for 2 months. will head north to nicaragua, el salvador, guatemal and finally mexico. i would like to end in tulum but who knows! but i do know that i should be quite fluent in espanola when all is said and done.

jody and i will arrive in san jose together. my classes dont start until the 14th so we have a week. we will be exploring uvita and the osa peninsula, which is said to be the most biologically intense place on earth! ive been wanting to go to the osa peninsula for years. this should really be an amazing trip and the perfect way to ease myself in. who knows where my journey will take me from there. but please check in for all the wacky stories and updates.

i will be having a going away party towards the end of december and ill be sure to keep everyone posted.

WOW.......

The funk of forty thousand years!!!!

Oscar goes to the tranny.

you know that there are!

My body, your body, everybody work their body....

this photo shoot is amazing.

This movie is so nice....

Does anyone else find this disturbing?

Do you think they sleep together?

Believe in your dreams.......

...they do come true.

See, even dogs do it!

what a whore.

Has everyone met Jimmy?

this is jimmy.

My sister is in a horrah movie!

I didn't know butterflies had so many bones??? Anywho, check out the link below for the trailer. Im not promising you anything.

it's playing this week as part of Horrorfest! 8 movies to die for! check local listings.

http://homepage.mac.com/cameroncone1/TOOTHNAIL_V6/iMovieTheater54.html

fucking hot!

"Hey! Get your hand out of my pocket! Im not that kind of guy."

I have a blog!

so ive joined the bandwagon and created a blog. blahg. i wish i had something exciting to post but i guess i dont.